Annoyances.

Good afternoon.
Ha, how posh.
See when i say annoyance, what i really mean is mothers.
Why oh why can't i have a normal mother? I know every teenager says this. But really they don't understand untill they have met.. What polite name can we call her? Lets go right on ahead and call her Teresa. (Like sorta mother nature if you catch my drift?)
Now what was i saying? Ah yes i remember, my mothers wierder then yours. (na na na nana....) You can come complain to me when your mother starts running round the garden in a whte dressing gown making ghost noises at 12.am. When i ask her what she thinks she's doing she replys "I wondered if our geese (pets and friends) would think i was a ghost." Yes oh yes, true story. Or when she's walking round the supermarket (rare occurance in our house!!) farting like a 83 year old lady who has lost her sence of hearing and apparently sight judging from the strange looks we recieve me telling her to BE QUIET YOU FILTHY OLD TRAMP! And getting "Jess. I really think your making a scene ;)."
Its truly not fair. I should not have to put up with this from a grown woman!
Well in truth these things make me laugh as i love my mumma. The true annoyances lie in her wierdo hippy way of thinking. And the fact she won't give me her origanal 60's coat :(. But really her way of thinking. Like the fact i am not allowed a pc in my room. I mean honestly how last century. Does she think i'm looking at porn? I'm nearly 16 for goodness sake.
ha. Poor mother. When i'm gone all she'll have is a ferret in her bed to keep her company. But still i want my own pc that i can actually listen to music on, and watch videos and doesn't take three hours to load up so i want to throw it out the window. Is that so much to ask for? Ohh and world peace ;).
Peace out muvva*BEEEEEPERS* ;)
Yours faithfully.
Jessy.